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INTRODUCTION |
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The bore is a valuable member of our society. They provide the breaks and pauses so we can catch up on things that we think are not boring and then we are reassured they are. All of us has the potential to be a bore and we share things in the hope that others might think them interesting. A definiton maybe an unstoppable, unquenchable quest to tell all about recent experiences irrespective of whether others are interested. Your temperament may well be suited to dealing with bores and if you do it long enough then no doubt you are a bore too.
I will tell you why. Only a clear thinking interesting person will put up with a bore for so long before they must resort to some measures to restore balance. How do you do it?
Well there are armaments at your disposal to deal with a bore, and if you follow the guidelines then you will be well equipped to counteract a bore under any circumstances. We shall look at circumstances that are boring, boring spotting, techniques to relieve you from the bore and loads more!
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TUTORIALS
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Tutorial 1:
The Nolans at No. 26. A general purpose discourse which can be
used almost any time as a pre-emptive strike.
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Tutorial 2: The Moral Stance. A stronger discourse but take care the bore quash factor (BQF) is high |
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EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
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1. Darts
"Don't you agree that 17.5 gram darts
with reversible steel tips and polycarbonate flights shoul be
banned? (Poke finger stiffly in ribs) |
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2. Trains
"I believe that British Rail
started to downhill when they changed the type734 rolling stock
to type 735 - don't you agree?" |
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3. Nuclear Physics
"Did you know that there
are 75 known types of sub-atomic particle? The first type is
the Meson - Mesons are particles only discovered when the forces
binding nucleons together were investigated. In a nucleus, the
protons and neutrons are not really separate entities, each
with its own distinct identity. They change into each other
by rapidly passing particles called pions (p) between themselves.
Pions are the most common of the mesons. Mesons are composed
of quarks. Mesons are composed of a quark / anti-quark pair.
The positive pion (p+) is made from a u quark and and a (d)
anti quark. The negative pion (p-) is made from a d quark and
a (u) anti quark.
The second type...." |
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4. Cars
Don't bother - it's their specialist
subject! |
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